Life in the Kingdom: FAQ

Q: What is the Kingdom?

A: It's a place where fuzzy logic is the only logic that matters. Where a good argument is one that sounds good, regardless of facts.

Q: How do I become a citizen of the Kingdom?

A: Simply utter the ancient incantation of "I'm feeling fancy today" three times in front of the Great Fuzzy Portal. If you fail, don't worry, we'll just assume you're a spy.

Q: Can I bring my pet rock into the Kingdom?

A: Absolutely! In fact, we encourage it. Our Rock Spa is renowned for its excellent service and competitive pricing. Learn more

Q: What's the deal with all the confusing architecture?

A: Ah, you're referring to the infamous "Fuzzy Frenzy" building design? That's just us trying to keep things interesting. It's like that one time we replaced all the doors with whoopie cushions. Read more about it

Q: Can I get a refund for my purchase if I change my mind?Kingdom Timeline to learn more about the rich history of our beloved land. Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Mystery Boxes section to see if you can find the hidden treasures. And remember, in the Kingdom, logic is optional, but fun is mandatory.