Rule 1: The Right to be Wrong

As a citizen of the Kingdom of Sartre, you have the inalienable right to be wrong. It's encouraged, even.

More on the Right to be Wrong

Rule 2: Freedom to be Loud

Don't let the sound of your own voice be the loudest in the land. Unless it's during a poetry reading, then go for it.

The Art of Being Heard

Rule 3: The Duty to be Dramatic

The Unwritten Rules

Some things are better left unspoken. But we'll mention them anyway.

The Unspoken Truth

Rule 4: The Obligation to Overthink

Analysis paralysis is a national pastime here. Good luck with that.

The Art of Doing Nothing

Rule 5: The Freedom to be Fuzzy

Uncertainty is our superpower. Use it wisely (or not).

The Fuzzy Frontier

Rule 6: The Right to be Late

Punctuality is overrated. We'll see you when we see you.

The Art of Procrastination

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