ORDERS OF THE KING

ORDERS OF THE KING

By the power vested in me, I, King Fluff, hereby declare the following orders:

1. That all citizens of Flufftopia must wear at least 3 layers of clothing at all times.
2. That all citizens of Flufftopia are required to eat at least 5 servings of cake per day.
3. That all citizens of Flufftopia must take a 30-minute break every hour to admire their reflections in the nearest shiny surface.

Failure to comply with these orders will result in:

• Fines of at least 1 million FluffBucks
• Community service of scrubbing the kingdom's moat with a toothbrush
• Loss of all privileges, including but not limited to, the right to watch TV, play video games, or use the kingdom's Wi-Fi

See Subpage 1: The History of Flufftopia's Fashion Sense See Subpage 2: Cake Consumption Statistics See Subpage 3: Reflections of a Nation