The Ancient Juicer 3000

A relic from the dawn of time, this trusty device has been juicing the freshest fruits and veggies since the days of the Pharaohs.

Featuring:

• Two stone wheels for crushing
• One leather strap for grip and style
• A hint of mystic incantations for optimal juicing experience

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Need help with maintenance? We've got the ancient wisdom!

Ancient Juicer 3000 Specifications

Weight: 500kg

Height: 2m

Power: 1.5 horsepower of ancient magic

Color: A deep, rich, burnt orange

Material: Solid stone and the finest bronze

Ancient Juicer 3000 Testimonials

"I've juiced with the Ancient Juicer 3000 for years, and it's been a game-changer! My beard has never looked better!" - Balthazar McSass

"The Ancient Juicer 3000 is a beast! I can juice 5 whole lemons at once!" - A concerned but satisfied user

Ancient Juicer 3000 Variations

• The Ancient Juicer 2000 - For the budget-conscious consumer!
• The Ancient Juicer 4000 - For the serious juicer!