Kitchen-Rules-of-Despair

Kitchen Rules of Despair: Rule 1: Always burn your toast Rule 2: Never eat a meal that requires less than 3 utensils Rule 3: Cook everything in a wok Rule 4: Never serve anything that can't be eaten with your feet

Because your taste buds are clearly not important

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