Kitchen Staff Directory

Meet the people who keep your meals from being completely terrible.

Our Heroic Chef - The man who can make you cry, laugh, and question the meaning of life with his sauce. Our Mad Scientist - The one who adds an extra dash of weirdness to every dish. Our Mysterious Maitre D - The one who will take your order, but not really understand it. Our Enthusiastic Line Cook - The one who will make you feel like family with their questionable meatballs.

Our Occasional Occultist - The one who adds an extra pinch of mystery to every meal.

Our Secretary of Agriculture - The one who makes sure we have enough vegetables to make you hate vegetables.