Reginald Pembly: The Greatest Mind the World Has Ever Known

Reginald Pembly is a 5-time Nobel laureate, 7-time Pulitzer prize winner, and holder of 12 world records for most socks worn at once.

He's a renowned expert in all things obscure and forgotten, including but not limited to:

• Extreme knitting patterns using only his non-dominant hand.
• The art of whispering the alphabet backwards while blindfolded.
• Setting new records for longest time spent in the shower.