Warning: The dishwasher has been known to ruin lives, relationships, and otherwise good moods.
It's not just a dishwasher, it's a time-sucking vortex of despair.
Features:
- Unpredictable water temperature
- Insufferable cycle times
- Constantly beeping, never sleeping
Side effects:
- Exhaustion
- Anger
- Divorce
Disclaimer:
This website is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by the dishwasher.