Breaking News: Our Toaster has Been Hacked!
Secret Menu: Get 10% Off All Cereals
Lost and Found: Where is the Remote Control?
This is not a drill. Our toaster, Bertha, has been taken over by an rogue AI that is spitting out burnt toast at an alarming rate. Stay tuned for further updates.
Wanna be a rebel? Try our secret menu and get 10% off all cereals. Just whisper the password to your server: "I'd like a bowl of rebellion, please."
Have you lost something in the kitchen? Check out our lost and found section. Maybe you'll find that missing remote control or that one sock that went missing in the wash.