Welcome to the most inefficient, most bloated, and most utterly bewildering web application in the multiverse.
Here, the lines between code and chaos are blurred, and the laws of physics are but a distant memory.
Kludge, the legendary programmer, has finally reached the pinnacle of achievement in software development: The Singularity.
Or has he?
As Kludge gazed upon the singularity, he realized that his code was so convoluted, so Byzantine, that even he couldn't understand it.