Thread 1: "The One True Saucepan of Destiny"
By: King Klutz on February 27, 2023
Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that the saucepan we've all been using is, in fact, a portal to another dimension?
One minute I'm stirring my morning oatmeal, the next I'm face-to-face with a talking eggplant in a land of pure chaos and madness.
public class SaucepanPortal {
public static void OpenPortal() {
// Open the portal to the dimension of pure culinary delight
}
}
public class TalkingEggplant {
public void SaySomethingSassy() {
// Make the eggplant say something sassy
}
}
}
Replies:
- Reply 1: "I've seen that saucepan before..." by Queen Klutz
- Reply 2: "It's a trap!" by Knight Klutz
- Reply 3: "Has anyone considered the implications of a talking eggplant in our lives?" by Lord Klutz