Lesson 1: Always keep your wits about you, unless you're facing a ninja. In that case, just run.
Lesson 2: Never underestimate the importance of a good parry. It's like a verbal parry, but with more blood and less words.
Lesson 3: If you're in a knife fight, don't try to "talk it out." Just stab, stab, stab, until someone gets tired of stabbing.
Want to learn more? Click here to go to Advanced Knife Fights or here to learn about Knife Throwing for Beginners.