Knightly Hacks 101: The Ultimate Guide to Not Getting Your Head Cut Off

By Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, Knight of the Realm

Welcome, fellow knights! In this tutorial series, we'll cover the basics of not getting your head cut off in the heat of battle.

Lesson 1: Basic Sword Safety

That's it for today, folks! Stay tuned for more knightly hacks in the next lesson.

Next Lesson: Advanced Sword Safety: The Art of Not Getting Stuck in a Well Subpage 2: The Secret to Not Getting Your Armor All Wet and Sticky Subpage 3: How to Use Your Shield without Getting It Stolen by a Mischievous Imp Subpage 4: The Knightly Guide to Not Getting Lost in the Castle Maze Subpage 5: The Art of Not Tripping Over Your Own Feet in a Battle