Issue 1: Sudden and Unexplained Onset of Awkward Silences
Users have reported a phenomenon where conversations become awkwardly long pauses, causing social discomfort and potential awkwardness of up to 9.5/10.
Causes:
- Overreliance on social media for social interaction
- Excessive use of dad jokes
- Unwillingness to admit when someone is talking nonsense
Workarounds:
- Try to avoid using more than 2 social media platforms at once
- Use dad jokes responsibly, or at all
- Learn to recognize when someone is talking complete and utter nonsense
Workarounds for Issue 1
Known Issue 2: Uncontrollable Sneeze Fits