Issue 1: Sudden and Unexplained Onset of Awkward Silences

Users have reported a phenomenon where conversations become awkwardly long pauses, causing social discomfort and potential awkwardness of up to 9.5/10.

Causes:

• Overreliance on social media for social interaction
• Excessive use of dad jokes
• Unwillingness to admit when someone is talking nonsense

Workarounds:

• Try to avoid using more than 2 social media platforms at once
• Use dad jokes responsibly, or at all
• Learn to recognize when someone is talking complete and utter nonsense

Workarounds for Issue 1 Known Issue 2: Uncontrollable Sneeze Fits