Kracken's Wave of Destruction
After the Kracken Wave of 2023, the world was left in shambles. Buildings were destroyed, the economy was in tatters, and the survivors were forced to eat a lot of canned beans.
Initial Damage Assessment Report:
- 95% of all world's disco records were destroyed in the wave.
- 74% of all global supply of nachos was lost at sea.
- The world's largest ball of twine was relocated to a safehouse in Nebraska.
Kracken Wave Recovery Plan