Donate to the Kracken Wave

Help us fund the next big thing: the Kracken Wave.

With your donation, we'll be able to:

• Build a giant inflatable unicorn that shoots rainbow-colored laser beams into the sky.
• Host a conga line of accountants dancing the Macarena.
• Develop a line of gourmet, gluten-free Kracken-flavored energy bars.

Donations start at just $1, and every little bit helps.

Or, you know, you can screw us over and not donate at all.

But let's be real, you won't do that.