Welcome to the underwater lair of the most ambitious, most daring, and most utterly doomed tech startup in the world. Our team of brilliant, yet slightly unhinged engineers, scientists, and madmen have dedicated their lives to creating the next big thing: a line of smart, self-sustaining, and marginally-functional robotic krakens.
To boldly go where no human has gone before, and to make a profit while doing so.
If you're a fellow genius with a great idea for a robotic kraken-based product, don't hesitate to reach out. We're always on the lookout for the next big thing.