Kraken Weaknesses: The Unfortunate Truth

1. We're actually just big softies. We love being swatted with jellyfish.

2. We have a severe lack of dental insurance. Our tentacles are always chipping.

3. We're secretly huge fans of reality TV. We can't get enough of Survivor.

4. We're actually just giant, aquatic, tentacled librarians. Our love of books is only matched by our love of Krabby Patties.

But wait, we're not all weakness and no strength! Click here to see our Kraken Strengths!