Step 1: Don't panic! The Kraken is just trying to make a living.
Step 2: Swim away slowly and calmly, but don't splash any nearby sailors.
Step 3: Offer the Kraken a decent seafood platter as a peace offering, preferably with some spicy tuna.
Tip 1: Always address the Kraken as "Lord Tentacles" or "Your Cephalopod Majesty".
Tip 2: Never, ever, EVER touch the Kraken's tentacles. Trust us, you don't want to.
Problem 1: My tentacles are too tight! Solution: Stretch it out with some quality seaweed.
Problem 2: The ship is too close! Solution: Find a new cave, stat!
That's all for now, sailors. Good luck, and try not to get eaten!
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