We are the Kraken, the mighty sea creature that has been terrorizing the seven seas for centuries. But we have a secret: we're actually just a bunch of laser-wielding, tech-savvy monsters who love a good beam of light.
We've got a team of engineers who've been working on our latest project: the Kraken Laser Beam. This thing is a behemoth of a contraption, capable of blasting through the hardest sea-worn stone and reducing a pirate ship to splinters.
Want to see it in action? Check out our Laser Beam Action Page for some high-octane, adrenaline-fueled fun!
Or, if you're feeling generous, you can donate to our cause and help us build an even bigger, even badder laser.