Welcome to the Kraken's Scales, where the ocean's depths meet the heights of absurdity. This underwater kingdom is ruled by the majestic Kraken, a behemoth of the deep. Come for the treasure, stay for the... well, not really, because you'll likely get lost in the kelp forests.
Below, you'll find the Kraken's prized possessions: his shimmering scales, said to grant the wearer immense aquatic powers. But be warned, these scales come with a steep price: they're covered in barnacles, and the Kraken's wrath is not to be trifled with.
Want to see more of the Kraken's treasures? Click here to explore the Kraken's dazzling jewels, or here to see the Kraken's favorite kitchen utensils.
These scales have been around since the dawn of time, or at least since the last ice age. They're said to grant the wearer the power of telekinesis, but only if you wear them with your pants on backwards.
Given as a gift by the sea goddess herself, these scales are said to grant the wearer the ability to communicate with fish. But only if you speak in a voice that's at least 50 decibels louder than a dolphin's.