Our Mission
To collect and hoard the world's most valuable and obscure treasures, all while maintaining a healthy fear of the surface world.
We've got a team of expert Kraken agents scouring the globe for the rarest of artifacts. From golden idols to rare space rocks, we've got our tentacles on it.
Our Methods
We use a combination of stealth, cunning, and... let's be real, brute force.
Our agents are trained in the art of disguise, deception, and the use of high-pressure water cannons.
We'll never tell you exactly how we get what we want, but let's just say it involves a lot of sneaking around and making friends with people who owe us favors.