A treasure fit for a king, or in this case, a giant, angry squid.
Legend has it that the Golden Glooping Goblet was forged in the depths of the ocean, where the sunlight barely reaches.
It's said to grant the drinker immense power, but only if they can handle the intense, gut-busting, glooping effects.
Side effects may include:
Don't say we didn't warn you...