Nautilus Shell Necklace: The Most Overpriced Trinket in the Kraken's Collection

Located in the darkest depths of the ocean, our Nautilus Shell Necklace is a rare find. Crafted from the finest, fossilized nautilus shells, this bauble is said to grant the wearer immense confidence in their ability to make poor financial decisions.

Price: 1,000,000 clams (a small fee for the privilege of being overcharged)

Features:

• Fossilized nautilus shell pendant
• Adjustable chain made from the finest seaweed
• Authentic "I'm-a-trying-too-hard-to-be-hip" vibe

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