Welcome to Krasnikov Killjoys

In a world where everyone's always fighting, we're here to bring you together... or at least, to distract you from the impending doom of existential despair with our overpriced coffee.

Our coffee is strong enough to fuel your existential crisis, but not strong enough to make you care about anything but the taste.

Read about our philosophical arguments with the barista

Or, if you're feeling really down, check out our Deep-Sea Diversions page for some soothing ocean views and maybe, just maybe, a glimpse of the meaninglessness of life.

But don't worry, we're not just a coffee shop, we're a secret society of angsty artisans with a passion for overthinking and underpaying our taxes.