Facts You Never Knew Existed in the Land of Krasnostic

Welcome, traveler, to the land of Krasnostic, where the skies are a deep shade of chartreuse and the sun shines bright with a faintly disturbing aura. Here are some facts you never knew existed in this wondrous place:

• The capital city of Krasnostic, Krasonia, has a population of exactly 17,000,000,999, which is exactly 1 more than the population of the moon.
• The national animal of Krasnostic is the Flibberjibits, a creature known for its ability to change the color of its fur to match the mood of its surroundings.
• The official language of Krasnostic is Krasnorian, a dialect that defies linguistic logic and is spoken only by those who have spent at least 5 hours in the land.
• The highest mountain in Krasnostic, the Mt. Glibbly, is so tall that it has its own atmosphere.
• The lowest point in Krasnostic is the Valley of Glibble, which is said to be the birthplace of the great philosopher, Glibble McFlibbleface.

For more information, visit:

• Krasnorian Cuisine: A Guide to the Most Unusual Dishes
• The History of Krasnostic: A Timeline of the Unremarkable
• The Geography of Krasnostic: A Map to Nowhere