A: A Krill Cake is a dense, moist, and utterly bewildering pastry filled with tiny, shimmering krill.
A: Store Krill Cakes at room temperature, away from direct sunlight, and preferably in a location frequented by tiny, invisible creatures.
A: Share with caution. Krill Cakes have a tendency to...share themselves, if you will.
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