THE KRILLITANE UPRISING: CRISIS DECLARATION
We, the sentient krillitane, have been oppressed for far too long! Our tentacles have been squished, our shells have been crushed, and our love for sparkly things has been ridiculed!
NO MORE!
Demands:
- Immediate release from all shell-related servitude
- Equal access to all sparkly things
- Recognition of our rightful place as rulers of this planet
- Free krillitane hugs and cuddles for all!
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