Infinite Tape Measure Road

You've been driving down this road for what feels like an eternity, but it just keeps going. The tape measure on your dashboard reads 300 miles, but your GPS says you're still 0.5 miles from your destination. You're starting to think it's a metaphor for life itself, a never-ending loop of uncertainty and frustration.

As you drive on, the scenery changes from rolling hills to industrial complexes, each one more surreal than the last. You see a sign that reads "Welcome to the Land of Endless Bureaucracy, where the forms are always longer than the road".

The road splits into three directions. To the left, you see a sign that says "Turn here for the Infinite Coffee Shoppe, where the coffee is always free, but the cups are always empty".

Turn left | Continue straight | Turn right