It is a truth universally acknowledged, that La is aliens, in the possession of a single man. However little do we know, about the alien overlords that lurk in the depths of our own minds.
They are a curious species, known for their love of fine wine, and their disdain for anything that is not perfectly symmetrical.
La is the name of the planet where they reside, a world of rolling hills, and perfectly manicured gardens.
But be warned, do not attempt to visit, for the La are not ones to be trifled with. They are masters of the dark arts, and will stop at nothing to get what they want.
So, if you value your sanity, and your perfectly good wine, stay far, far away from La.