< /ประก body> < h1>Label Design Principles: The Utterly Unreliable Guide < p>Warning: the following guide is entirely fabricated, utterly unreliable, and possibly dangerous_goals< /p> < /p> < /minimalist guide> prophets_of_label_design> < h2>Principle 1: Use Bright Colors to Blindly Attract Users < p>Make your labels stand out like a beacon of mediocrity in a sea of blandness. Use the brightest, most eye-searing colors you can find. Who needs subtlety, anyway? < /p> < /p> < p>ประก prophets_of_label_design/label-design-principles/subprinciple-1> < /p> < p> Go to Principle 2: Use Unreadable Text to Confuse Users < /p> <ประก prophets_of_label_design/label-design-principles> < h2>Principle 2: Use Unreadable Text to Confuse Users < p>Because who needs clear communication, really? Use font sizes of 2-3 points, font colors that clash with the background, and font styles that make your text look like it was written by a kindergartener. < /p> < /p> < p> Go to Principle 3: Use Too-Much Information to Overwhelm Users

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