Labeling By Throwing Sticks (A Study in Futility)

We've all done it: thrown sticks in the woods to label the trees. It's a time-honored tradition of utter uselessness.

But have you ever stopped to think, 'What's the deal with this? Is it just a pointless exercise in futility, or is there some deeper meaning at play here?'

Let's explore the many and varied reasons behind this strange, stick-based behavior, shall we?