Labeling the Unknowable: A Guide for the Confused

Are you tired of staring blankly at a confusing piece of technology? Do you find yourself muttering "what even is this thing?" to yourself repeatedly? Well, you're in luck!

Our guide is here to help you label the unknowable and give you the confidence to tackle even the most befuddling devices.

Step 1: Observe the Unknowable Object

Start by giving it a good, hard stare. Really look at it. Try to make out what it's supposed to do. Is it a button? A switch? A mysterious glowing rectangle?

Learn to tell the difference

Step 2: Ask the Internet (or a Google Doc)

Google can be your friend, or so we've heard.

Get help from the all-knowing Google

Step 3: Create Your Own Labels

Now that you've observed and consulted the internet, it's time to create your own labels. Use a marker or a piece of tape, whatever works for you.

Labeling 101

Don't be afraid to get creative!

And that's it! You're well on your way to becoming a labeling master. May your life be filled with clarity and understanding of the unknowable.

Or at least, may your life be filled with moderately effective labeling.

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