Identity Crisis HQ

Welcome to the world's premier authority on labeling your feelings, your style, and your existential dread.

Our Services

1.Soulmate Labeling – We help you find your inner self.

2.Wardrobe Labeling – We help you find the perfect label for your outfit.

3.Dietary Labeling – We help you find the perfect labels for your snack choices.

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Labeling Your Issues – Let us help you label your problems and make them sound more exciting.

Disclaimer: Our labels are not guaranteed to solve your problems, but they'll definitely give you a good story to tell.