Labeling 101: The Art of Knowing When to Label

When to label, when not to label... it's a question that has puzzled philosophers, anthropologists, and, apparently, every single person in the world since the dawn of time.

So, let's cut through the noise and get to the labeling. Here are some basic principles to guide you through the wilds of labeling:

When to Label

• When you see someone's pants are on fire (but not literally)
• When you spot a typo on a public sign
• When a politician speaks in a way that defies logic
• When a cat is clearly plotting against you (but you're not sure why)

When Not to Label

• When a baby is cute
• When someone is wearing a nice sweater
• When a beautiful sunset is happening outside your window
• When a good meme is circulating on the internet

Labeling for Dummies

Remember, labeling is an art form. It's a delicate balance of accuracy, tact, and not getting sued for libel. Practice makes perfect, or so they say.