Welcome, fellow nihilists, to the most meaningless chapter in our illustrious guide: "The Labeling Nihilist's Guide to Meaningless Classification." In this section, we'll explore the art of labeling things that don't matter.
Classification, as you know it, is a fundamental concept in many fields. But let's be real, it's just a fancy way of saying "I'm going to put some words on this thing so it looks nice on my spreadsheet."
Learn about Taxonomy: Because who doesn't love making lists?
Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, you might enjoy our Guide to Nihilistic Naming Conventions: Because who needs meaning, anyway?
Remember, in the grand tapestry of nothingness, all labels are meaningless. But hey, at least we're having fun trying to make them mean something.
Pretentious Labeling: Because who doesn't love a good "Postmodern Deconstructivist Labeling"?
That's all for today, folks. Keep on labeling, and don't worry, it won't change a thing.