Labeling Techniques 3.0: The Elite Guide

Are you tired of being mistaken for a basic peasant? Do you yearn for the refinement and distinction of being a discerning connoisseur? Look no further, friend, for we have compiled the most advanced techniques for labeling yourself as a member of the elite.

The Art of Subtle Distinction

Learn how to differentiate yourself from the common rabble by utilizing the following techniques:

• Use a French accent when speaking, but only when absolutely necessary.
• Employ a well-groomed mustache, but not one that's too ostentatious.
• Pick up a book on classical music, but only if it's by a deceased composer.
• Collect vintage teapots, but only if they're made of silver.