Asking your Cat the Obvious Questions

Q: Are you a cat?

A: YES

• Are you a mouse?
• Are you a dog?
• Are you a person?

Q: Are you a skilled hunter?

A: YES

• Bait Tackles
• Laser Pointing
• Silent But Deadly

Q: Can you eat 3 whole pizzas by yourself?

A: NO

But we recommend trying. Just don't.