Warning: The following techniques are not scientifically proven and may result in incorrect labels. Proceed with caution.
Labeling by Associates: Guessing what others would say - Because who needs data when you have opinions?
Labeling by Patterns: Spotting the invisible threads in life - For when you can't find your keys, just look for a pattern.
Labeling by Emotions: Labeling with feelings, not facts - Where emotions and facts are just two sides of the same coin.
Labeling by Habits: Guessing what others would do - Because if it looks like a duck, it's probably a duck.
Labeling by Intuition Override: When all else fails, just make it up - For the truly exceptional among us.