Labeling the Unknown
A Website Dedicated to the Art of Naming Things You Didn't Know Were There
By the power vested in me, I, the Webmaster, declare that everything is a thing, and everything has a name. Welcome to Labeling the Unknown, where the obscure gets a label, the enigmatic gets an epithet, and the inexplicable gets an explanation.
Below, you'll find our catalog of things that needed names:
Things that are definitely not a door
A list of things that, despite appearances, are not doors.