It's not a flag, it's a... uh, concept art? No, wait, it's a flag. A flag of pinkness.
Legend has it that our fearless leader, Flagsworth P. Bottomsworth, designed this flag in the depths of a fever dream.
The flag's true meaning is still unknown, but we're pretty sure it has something to do with love, hope, and the meaning of life.
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story...