Labeling: The Qualitative

A comprehensive guide to labeling things that are not quite right.

Warning: The following labels are not actually labels. They are merely suggestions for labels. Do not attempt to use these as actual labels. That would be absurd.

Label 1: The "I'm Not a Morning Person" Label

For those who refuse to acknowledge the existence of mornings.

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Label 2: The "I'm Not a Morning Person" Label for the Truly Delusional

For those who refuse to acknowledge the existence of anything before noon.

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And that's just the beginning. Explore our extensive collection of labels that defy categorization.

More Labels to Come