Welcome to Labeling 101, where we teach you how to tell the difference between your dirty dishes and your clean ones. It's a skill that takes time and patience, but trust us, it's worth it.
Dirty Dishes are the ones with the visible food residue and faint smell of despair.
Clean Dishes are, well, not dirty. They're the ones you've washed and put away without any visible signs of use.
But wait, there's more! You can also learn about Spotless Sheets, Spotless Towels, and other forms of spotless household items.
And if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out our advanced courses on Labeling for Advanced Idiots, where we explore the art of labeling your trash cans, recycling bins, and other hard-to-label things.