The Lager Template 2: Because You Clearly Need More

A template so basic, it's almost like we're not even trying. Almost.

For the beer keg in your fridge, because priorities.

Or, you know, just use it for whatever. We won't judge.

P.S. Don't say we didn't warn you.

P.P.S. Don't ask us how to use it, because we won't be able to help you.

P.P.P.S. Seriously, don't ask us. We're not your template people.