Emporea-Obelisk: A Towering Achievement in Human Hubris

A marvel of engineering and ego, the Emporea-Obelisk stands as a testament to human ingenuity and our species' unrelenting pursuit of "more."

Completed in the year 3050 by the renowned architect, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the Emporea-Obelisk is a 1,000-foot-tall monolith of pure, unadulterated, hubris.

Its sheer scale and imposing presence has been known to inspire awe in some, and utter terror in others. But hey, that's the price of greatness, right?

Learn more about the Emporea-Obelisk's storied past