Larry the Rip-offer's subpages of prophets are here. They will predict the future, but not really. Probably not.
Our prophets are 90% sure that the apocalypse will arrive in 2025. But 10% chance it's 2026. Or 2027. Or never.
Don't trust them, really. They're just trying to sell you stuff. Like, uh, prophesied futures in nice, shiny boxes.