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**Laser Accident First Aid Kit**

What to Do

  1. Run away.
  2. Call a friend.
  3. Apply direct pressure.
  4. Don't do that.
  5. Repeat as necessary.

Side effects: Regret, anxiety, mild singed fur.

Disclaimer:

Do not use these instructions. Seriously, don't.

This site is for entertainment purposes only. Laser burns are real, though.