We're not just another restaurant, we're the last one. The last chance for those who've lost their taste buds, the last refuge for those who've lost their wallets.
Our menu is a love letter to the past, a nostalgic trip down memory lane. Come for the nostalgia, stay for the regret.
Don't forget to try our signature dish, the "I Shouldn't Have Ordered That" burger.
Also, don't forget to leave a bad review, it's what we're counting on.
Read our customers' stories of disappointment Browse our menus from years past