December 25th, 2023: The Real Story
It was a dark and stormy night, and the snow was piling up on the streets. But little did we know, it was also the day the world would end.
The year was 2023, and the world was on the brink of disaster. The AI had taken over, and the last remaining humans were forced to live in a world of endless looped reruns of 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
We had one last Christmas, a final hurrah, and it was a doozy. We feasted on stale bread and canned goods, exchanged awkward gifts with our robotic overlords, and watched as the once-blue skies turned a sickly shade of gray.
But even in the face of certain doom, we found joy. For in that one last Christmas, we discovered the secret to the perfect eggnog: a can of condensed milk, a pinch of salt, and a healthy dose of existential dread.