A desperate attempt to appear productive

We're not really doing any actual work. Just pretending to. With a few scraps of actual work tossed in here and there. Like this:

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• Overly complex procrastination techniques
• Last-minute-magic (AKA "the art of making up answers at the last second")
• Pretending to work: The art of making your coworkers think you're doing your job